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Friday, August 20, 2010

Man n Woman Differences


MONEY

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need because it's on sale.

ARGUMENTS

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

NAMES

  • If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
  • If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will very likely affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy

EATING OUT

  • When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom are more likely to each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50.None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.
  • When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

FUTURE

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

SUCCESS

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.